Wonderfalls Quotes and Quotation

I Wonder Why The Wonderfalls
''Lyrics by Andy Partridge

''We're bobbing along in our barrel.
Some of us tip right over the edge.
But there's one thing really mystifying
Got me laughing, now it's got me crying
All my life I will be death defying
'Til I know. . .

I wonder, wonder, why the wonderfalls.
I wonder why the wonder falls on me.
I wonder, wonder, why the wonder falls
With everything I touch and hear and see.

''Don't you ever think about this life
And how strange it all can seem?
Only way to find the answers out
Is to wake up from its golden dream.

''See, I told you I was right about the wonder-wonder-wonder-wonder…

''I've got to find out from where the wonder falls.

Wax Lion (Pilot episode)

Karma Chameleon

• Sharon: Jaye their youngest, holds a Philosophy degree from Brown, and works retail. Thats twelve more words.
  Aaron: And lives in a trailer park. Thats five right there.
  Jaye: Why not? Those things are all facts. Should I be ashamed?

• What if I only ever rate four words and a digit?

• Get her words out!
  • Spoken by a Fish on the wall (and later by a Chameleon in the racks).

• BINKY (to customer): Come again!
  JAYE: Don't encourage them.

• It's like you've been at it all your life, and yet not managed to have your soul crushed.

• SHARON: She must be nuts if she thinks you inspire!
  JAYE: —"with effortless and undemanding style".

• You've gotta choose people who arent much more motivated than you are— but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you.

• If you mean it looks a little like Jeannie's bottle, I get that a lot.

• Your home is a trailer. Don't you see the beautiful poetry in that? It's a thing thats been designed to go someplace, and yet the hitch isn't hooked up to anything. So it just sits here, never living up to it's potential… but never in any danger of breaking down either.

• You have really managed to create a stressless expectation-free zone for yourself.

• So are we almost done? 'Cause suprisingly I'm getting tired of talking about myself.

• That's my zone. You're parked in my zone!

• Bianca is a "Single White Female".

• I should have tossed her out on her buh-buh-butt!

• A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more succesful than I am— which could be because I live in a trailer that— while it may look like Jeannie's bottle— is actually slightly smaller.

• Like the falls of Niagara that rage at the center of her little town, some powerful force forever threatens to sweep Jen into roiling chaos. It is a force against which she struggles. A power she cannot name. Whether it is the undertow of contemporary life, or something more ancient, "Life as it has alway been", Jen will continue to struggle, to thrash and fight. Yet in her most personal unguarded moments she will speak of a calm pool, a place where the waters become still and the chaos abates. A place where a father's wisdom, a mothers compassion, a brothers protection, and a sister, 35, all combine to show Jen she is not alone.
  • Today's America article "Who is Jen Why? Slacker or living stress-free? The truth about Generation 'Y' "

• Daughter Jaye lives in Niagara Falls, her blurb, and life are a work in progress.

Wound-up Penguin

• . . .Eighty-eight bottles of beer on the wall…
  • Inanimate objects singing, waking Jaye.

• This is what cults do you know. Deprive their converts of sleep so they'll be confused and vulnerable and more likely to do the stupid things you ask them to do. Like drink the Kool-aid. Is that what you're working up to?
  • Jaye to the chorus of "objects" singing "99 Bottles of Beer"

• Is there some sort of leader I could speak with? Leader? Hello! Anyone want to let me in on the plan? —'cause I'm assuming there's a plan, a reason for all this. Anyone?

• Bring her back.
  • Wound-up Penguin

• You're going to hell. . .
  • Jaye after finding out the man they thought was a pimp is a priest.

• What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes.
  • Jaye to Priest

• Now I'm going to hell.
  • Jaye finding out the women she thought was a prostitute is a nun.

• Did you "Agnes of God" her? I bet he did— I bet he Agnes of Goddded all over her!

• He didn't "Agnes of God" me.

• Bring her back to him.

• The dairy-board must love you.
  • Jaye to Nun, after her solilquoy about "Cheese".

• You don't really want the "out loud" part do you? I mean, its got to be upsetting. I'm sure of it.
  • Jaye to Nun about wanting proof of the supernatural.

• How am I supposed to commit my life to something I'm not sure is real?

• I'm not a liar. Not in this instance anyway.

• Break the tail-light.
  • Wax Lion to Jaye

• I lost faith in that whole other life. And I don't know if I want it back.

• Well, smell me! I'm better than I thought I was.
  • Jaye after Nun declares she's been persuaded to faith.

• The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them. — but they aren't demonic. It just feels like that sometimes when they make me help people.

• "Bring her back to him" — Wow.

• A miracle happened because of you.

• God led me back here, and I've got to trust him. This is where I'm meant to be.
  • Priest to Jaye and Eric

• ERIC: Turns out your were right.
  JAYE: Huh. . . I almost never hear that sentence.

Pink Flamingos

• Those sons of biscuits!
  • Jaye's father complaining about garbage collector's

• Get off your ass!
  • Pink Flamingo to Jaye

• I don't hate you. I know when you're careless it's not because you don't care.

• KAREN (to Sharon): Carpool... have you gone green?
  JAYE: I think she's a closet environmentalist.

• He's much more Jewish than I am— mostly because he was born that way— I'm sort of a Christmas and Easter Jew.
  • Gretchen Speck about her husband

• My father's in the hospital. It wouldn't feel right having so much. . . fun.
  • Jaye declining invitation to help with the reunion.

• Eric can't talk right now, because he's servicing me sexually.
  • Jaye on the phone to Eric's unfaithful wife Heidi

• Get the hint. Get off your ass.

• Gretchen Speck is the antichrist— and your helping her throw a reunion.
  • Mahandra

• I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.
  • Jaye

• You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right hand fist of fate— and tonight accounts are coming due.
  • Mahandra

• I've changed religions for God's sakes. I'm not going to heaven now.

• Destroy Gretchen. Destroy her.

• Oh Lord. Is that really what I sound like? Okay, You can put the mirror away, I get it. That is not the Janet I want to be.
  • Mahandra

• Screw the chicken. I'm going to save that bitch's marriage.
  • Jaye

• I'm done fighting. From now on I'm Fate's bitch.
  • Jaye

• I'm so far from tense... I'm past tense.
  • Sharon

• His toes weren't blue were they?

• Your looking for the back door aren't you?
  • Jaye to her mother Karen

• Oh, wow!— That's so creepy.
  • Gretchen to her secret admirer

• So flattering! Yet somehow not less creepy.

• No connection. There's mace, but there's no connection.

• "Janet" was just venting— but you've been channeling Tonya Harding.
  • Mahandra

• You made me feel sorry for Gretchen Speck— and I'm not sure I can forgive you for that.

• What a bitch! Is it wrong that I like her now?

• Say— did you know our basic cable comes with lesbian porn?

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