Sam and Max Hit The Road Quotes and Quotation

• "Vertical silverware storage." When Sam is describing a dartboard with knives and axes in it.
• "Holy cripes on toast!"
• "Just your run of the mill flying outhouse."

Max

• "Not to be rude, but you're the single ugliest thing we've ever seen."
• "STOP HIM SAM, HE'S GONNA TELL US A STORY!!!"
• "Go buy some games right now, especially those old LucasArts ones."
• "Sam, the dead animal heads are talking to me."
• "Good lord, it's a possessed outhouse!"
• "Don't play it again, Sam."
• "Of all the Daliesque tourist traps in the world, we had to walk into this one."

Conversational quotes

• Sam "I love this car."
• Max "You're a sick puppy, Sam."

• Max "Good lord, he's buck naked."
• Sam "So are you."
• Max "Yeah, but I'm cute and marketable."

• Max "I think we learned a valuable lesson, Sam."
• Sam "Me too. I never knew the lower lip could stretch completely over the head like that."

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