Monty Python's Flying Circus Quotes and Quotation
- And now, for something completely different. . .
- I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off.
- Terry Jones as an English housewife
- Terry Jones as an English housewife
- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
- I wish to register a complaint
- The beginning of the infamous Dead Parrot sketch.
- The beginning of the infamous Dead Parrot sketch.
- Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
- Explanation for Parrot's lack of responsiveness
- Explanation for Parrot's lack of responsiveness
- It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
- Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
- end of the Cheeseshop sketch
- end of the Cheeseshop sketch
- I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
- End of "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch
- End of "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch
- Eh? know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!
- from "Nudge, nudge"
- from "Nudge, nudge"
- Rule Six, there is NO Rule Six. Rule Seven, no poofters!!
- from the Bruce sketch
- from the Bruce sketch
- We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
- from Crunchy Frog sketch
- from Crunchy Frog sketch
- Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart.
- from Dead Bishop sketch
- from Dead Bishop sketch
- The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the fruit-laden foe but also the redcurrants.
- from "Self-defense against Fruit"
- from "Self-defense against Fruit"
- In 1945, peace broke out.
- from the "The Funniest Joke in the World" sketch
- from the "The Funniest Joke in the World" sketch
- Wife: Have you got anything without SPAM?
Waitress: Well, there's SPAM egg sausage and SPAM, that's not got much SPAM in it.
Wife: I don't want any SPAM!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon SPAM and sausage?
Wife: That's got SPAM in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much SPAM in it as SPAM egg sausage and SPAM, has it?
Vikings: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM... Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM!- The infamous Monty Python SPAM skit (Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, and Terry Jones, and Vikings) which was the inspiration for use of the word SPAM for junk advertising on the internet.- Wikipedia article; WAV sound file of the SPAM chorus
- The infamous Monty Python SPAM skit (Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, and Terry Jones, and Vikings) which was the inspiration for use of the word SPAM for junk advertising on the internet.- Wikipedia article; WAV sound file of the SPAM chorus
- I drink, therefore I am.
- From the Philosophers' Song
- From the Philosophers' Song
- Mrs. O: [reading her horoscope] You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid subtropical zones, and you wear spectacles.
Mrs. Trepidatious: It's very good about the spectacles.
Mrs. O: It's amazing!- "What the Stars Foretell", episode 37
- "What the Stars Foretell", episode 37
- "Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"
- Graham Chapman (announcer): Tim Bing-Ling Bing-Ling Bing-Ling Bing-Ling Bing-Ling Oh-yay Biscuit barrel.
Political Newscaster: Silly Party.- From Election Night sketch. Michael Palin represents the Silly Party, while wearing a complete clown suit and a silly open-mouthed grin
- From Election Night sketch. Michael Palin represents the Silly Party, while wearing a complete clown suit and a silly open-mouthed grin
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