Heathers Quotes and Quotation

"Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit has a body count"
"I love my dead gay son!"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
"I got paid in puke!"
"They're ich lüge bullets."
- (In German, "ich lüge" translates to "I'm lying")
"They all think Big Fun are a bunch of tuneless Eurofags."
"Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87."
"If you want to fuck with the Eagles, you gotta learn to fly."
"I don't like my friends very much."
- "I don't like your friends very much, either."
"Suicide gave Heather a soul, Kurt a heart, and Ram a brain."
"Please, Martha Dumptruck was writing suicide notes when she was in diapers."
"You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
"Great paté, but I gotta motor if I wanna be on time for that party."
- "Great paté, but I gotta motor if I wanna be on time for that funeral."
"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie."
"Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life."

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