Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes and Quotation
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- Ferris: "This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count."
- Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
- Ferris: "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
- Ferris: "Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
- Cameron: "The 1961 Ferrari two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion."
Ferris: "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." - Cameron: "Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself."
Ferris: "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile." - Cameron: "Hey, remember how mad he got when I broke my retainer? That was just a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari."
- Ferris: "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school."
- Economics teacher: (taking attendance) "Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?"
Girl: "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." - Ferris: "''I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
- Economics teacher: "In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone? ...the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered? ...raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics."
- Ed Rooney: "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."
- Ed Rooney: "Tell you what dipshit, you don't like my policies you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt."
- Ferris: "Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
- Cameron: "When Cameron was in Egypt's land...let my Cameron go!"
- Ferris' Sister:"Whoever you are, I just want you to know that I have my father's gun, and scorching case of herpes!"
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