Farscape Quotes and Quotation

• It's just like a VCR, except easier.

• Stimulant? That's a little more than cappuccino, pal. Our friend just tried to kill us!

• They spit fire? How come no one tells me this stuff? How come no one tells me they spit fire? Aeryn!

• Back off! Get that weapon out of my face before I feed it to you. Now tell your bitch to let my female go.

• One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right? I'll take that as a yes.

• I haven't heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn't even go to the moon anymore.

• You'll be happy to know I have a plan.

• You're going to take my memories and I'm going to talk gibberish? Why don't you just take my mojo while you're at it?

• Aeryn, did I say or do anything to piss you off? I mean other than caving in the side of your head?

• That's a long way down. Either that or they have deep shag carpets.

• Since I got here I've seen a lot of impossible things.

• There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.

• I got great eyes, they're better than 20/20, and they're blue!"

• Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. I'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.

• We can stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye. It's a saying.

• Yeah, yeah, yeah nothing like a bomb to sober me up, I'm fine.

• Something's not right. Aeryn doesn't even shower without a pulse pistol.

• It's a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.

• Aeryn, you are the one thing which has kept me from doing a kamikaze in the transport.

• I don't think Pilot's in a Leviathan for Dummies mood right now...

• Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth's special Jello.

• Come on out, Chiana. Look, I don't have time to play this game. Durka's gone Hannibal Lector on us.

• Have we sent the 'don't shoot us we're pathetic' transmission yet?

• All right, we don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're gonna use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.

• Fetch the comfy chair.

• God-like aliens - man, do I hate god-like aliens. I'll trade a critter for a god-like alien any day.

• God, I love science fiction.

• Okay, so the virus is inside one of you, and you've all got guns. Great.

• Nebari mental cleansing doesn't get the tough stains out.

• That's OK, it's just a burden always being right.

• I try to save a life a day. Usually it's my own.

• The sound is doing something to my eye. Feels like it's melting my brain. It couldn't actually be doing something to my brain, could it?

• Aeryn, what the hell is wrong with you? You are the pin up girl for frontal assault.

• Whoa, where do they get these stories? Let's set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs."

• Always a party.

• Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.

• I'm Butch. This is Sundance.

• Maldis! C'mon you old bastard, show your ugly face. Haven't you read the super villain's handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.

• That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!

• They have worlds out there, people that you wouldn't believe. But they do not have chocolate.

• This will work, trust me. We just have to find a place to get our clothes off.

• Crais I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonald's, whatever.

• Well, this space man is going home. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!

• On my planet we don't marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires.

• All right, one quick trip to the pharmacy coming up. Out the door, turn left at the creature.

• Yeah, yeah, yeah nothing like a bomb to sober me up, I'm fine.

• Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse.

• Burnt, battered, busted, ding-dong the pod is dead.

• Human. It's kinda like Sebacean, but we haven't conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.

• It's like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.

• Open your ears, or your tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with!

• We can stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye. It's a saying.

• Who's your daddy? C'mon, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell him who his daddy is.

• I'm a guy, I'll probably be back in fifteen minutes.

• Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light

• This is the end of hyper rage? I get hugged to death?

• Screw'em Zhaanie. You're a tenth level Pa'u, you get to eleven, we get a TV ministry.

• Next time you hit me, make sure I don't wake up.

• I do not sit at the kiddie table. Now you either give me the big toys or you send me home.

• It's not Kansas, and you're way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto.

• Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack

• Bingo! Give Brainiac a fluffy doll!

• Oh no, no, no, no I don't boogie.

• Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata.

• Better wed than dead.

• It's going to be more real than real. It's going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in sensoround

• Come out, come out wherever you are and see the young man that fell from the star.

• Ask me later. Just ask me later when I've got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask.

• Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?

• Cross my heart, smack me dead...stick a lobster on my head.

• I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you.

• What friends? We were thrown together against our will and we're all just trying to make the best of it until we can get the chance to screw the others to get what we want.

• You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!

• I'm always ravenous when I'm about to take a long journey.

• I don't think you want to go after her. She said something about leaving her clothes behind.

• Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.

• Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.

• Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me

• Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.

• John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. That's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage completed, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.

• Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead.

• I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level.

• Oh yes, I'm back too. Thanks for asking. Back to being me. Back to being ignored.

• If you must address me, do so as Your Supreme Eminence. Which you should be doing anyway.

• Repent? We have less than an arn. I was a Dominar. It'd take me longer than that to repent.

• I'm nobody's puppet!

• [I'm] aquatic. That's water, not mud. Mud is mud. You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You want to know about mud? I know about mud!

• Don't think I'm going to miss you, any of you. I'm not. Well, maybe a little bit.

• Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me.

• We haven't lied yet. Of course the trial has only been on for a few microts.

• Doesn't simply shooting them dead strike you as viable?

• My progeny were tiny. Tiny and handsome, like their father.

• Oh wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your inane dribblings.

• May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.

• By the yotz, run, fight, surrender; pick one.

• I like my wives pregnant, and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm, and my slumber is uninterrupted.

• Mother always said I was the best looking. That's why she had my older brothers banished. She said my face belonged on the Imperial seal.

• You're worse than me, I like that.

• Since I left home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at. I've had alien creatures in my face, up my noise, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.

• Nobody knows you here. It's only people who know you that want to kill you.

• Woody. Human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, then they give you-

Thank God it's Friday, Again

• D'Argo is thinking with his mivonks again.

• Yes, well, the day that they prove that is the day I let Palmonian meat hounds tear all the flesh from my bones.

• Rain... Is that what you call this? I like it.

• That's great it's a whole world designed for your rutting instincts.

• Talyn, you've seen them both naked, perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.

• You and the others are trying to get home avoiding Peacekeeper territories. My home is Peacekeeper territories, it's just that I can't ever go back there. Ever.

• If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.

• No offense, human, but what could I possibly need from you?

• He claims to be a human from a planet called Erp.

• Oh, just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.

• I feel like I had a spiritual enema.

• There I woke him up, now I hope he drops dead.

• I'm having sex with 3 hynerian donkeys. What does it look like i'm doing?

• You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?

• Is everybody aboard this ship kinkoid?

• Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.

• If your hand is still there in one microt, I'll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.

• You know until today, I never really realized how much I love my feet.

• Soft, yes. Weak, no.

• You are a very ungrateful and selfish woman. Please remain silent from now on.

• My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

• There you are. We've been looking all over for you, Rygel. You're making the DRD's nervous.

• Rygel, what a surprise. I see you're having something to eat. Is this your third helping or your fourth?

• I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.

• Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you.

• Am I the only species in creation that doesn't thrive on conflict?

• The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.

Look at the Princess - I Do, I Think

• One Mippippippi... Two Mippippippi...

• Yes, that's what I meant, at least he's out of your nose hair.

• Girls, breasts, blue breasts, green breasts, I don't know. All I know is they spiked our drinks and took our money.

• Aeryn died so you could live John. She would want you to keep fighting.

• Yeah we need you D'Argo, we need you. Oh, and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks. You have got to be one dumb trasnik.

• Jool 'Shoot him, you're the warrior, just shoot him now!
• D'Argo 'With what? My nose?

• She was vague to the point that I suspect she doesn't have a clue.

• Security is so tight that last night they burst into my room just as Chiana was... ah, screaming.

• No offense, but I say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port, and get the hezmana out of here.

• Zhaan, let me explain to you what is going on inside my nose right now. Large pieces of green mucus, gunk...
• John: D'Argo, D'Argo, no no no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry.

• John, all the things I've done as a warrior, all the horrible thoughts I've had all the cycles of my life, even about you, I am so sorry.

• Revenge is a feast best served immediately.

• No offense, but I say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port, and get the hezmana out of here.

• D'Argo 'Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.'
• Crichton 'I love hanging with you, man.'

• If he should ask for it, what body part are you willing to offer for it, your Eminence?

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