Ed Edd n Eddy Quotes and Quotation
Ed: "Can I think?"
Edd and Eddy: "NO!"
Ed: "Pickle?"
Eddy: "Haa Haa Haa Haa HAAAHAAA!"
Ed: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! WHOOPS!"
Ed: "I gotta stop her, guys!"
Ed: "Okay, my turn to spin!"
(Sound effects) Donkey braying, followed by "Achigga chigga chigga jigga! Achigga chigga chigga jigga!"
Ed: "Eddy? Truth or Dare!"
Eddy: "Okay, 'dare,' Ed."
Ed: "Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and spelunk like a zombie while whistling 'Row, row, row your boat' through a car wash!
(Music dies.)
Ed: "Napkin please!"
Ed: "Slide on the soap!" (multiple times)
Ed: "I am CAN OPENER MAN!!"
Eddy: "What the...?"
Edd: "Please, Ed, calm down."
Ed: "No, no, wait!"
Eddy: "Gimme the stupid can opener, Ed!"
Ed: "I AM TISSUE HEAD!!!"
Edd: "We've lost him, Eddy."
Ed: My heart, my lungs, my lasagnia.
=I WILL BLOW YOUR NOSE!=
Edd and Eddy: "Ed, stop!"
Ed: "No, no, wait! I AM BED BUDDY!!!"
Eddy: "I am bed up with you, Ed!"
=SLEEP ON ME!!!= Edd and Eddy: "Ed!"
Ed (as Eddy): "I will help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy Boy!"
Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Wake up, monobrow!"
Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Yeah right lumpy! Parched as a fish, HAHAHA!"
Ed (as Eddy): "I've caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy! HAHAHAHA!"
Ed: "AAAAAAH...Hiya, guys!"
Sarah: "MOM SAID, NO PARTIES UNLESS I'M INVITED!!!"
Edd: "Ed, where did you exhume this from?"
Ed: "Brick a brack from under my bed, Double-D." (silence)
Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"
Ed: "Yup!"
Ed (reading from Edd's Q-Cards): "Sit down and say, 'Hello, Jonny!'"
Ed: "Oh yeah, who wants a jumbo candy cane?"
Kevin: "It's July, bonehead!"
Ed: "And a partridge in a pear?"
(SFX) Pwoingg! CRASH!
Eddy: "What can I tell ya?"
Ed: "Whack me!" (4 times)
Eddy: "Hold still, lumpy, so I can hit ya!"
Ed (∞tively): "Pink belly!" =SLAP!=
Ed: "Oh, I got an inkling!"
(music) Boing! Ba-ba-boing!
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
(the Eds appear inside a fake Jonny's head.)
Kevin: "Hey, Jonny!"
All of the Eds: "WHOA!!" *CRASH!*
Kevin: "What a freak."
(SFX) Haa Hoo! Haa Hoo! Haa Haa Haa Haa Hoo! Aaaa! Aaaa Ha Ha!
The following quotes are the closing dialogue from an episode that has to do with female company.
Ed (without pants): "Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing!"
Eddy: "What's up with YOU?"
Edd: "Ed's trouserless state seems to have spurred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain."
Eddy: "Ed? Is that you?"
Ed: "Hug me!"
Eddy: "Well, that didn't last long."
Ed: "HUG!!!"
Eddy: "ED!"
(SFX) Puppy dog sounds.
Ed: "Double-D, my friend!"
Edd: "Please, Ed. ED, NO! WAIT!! EDDY!!!"
Ed: (hysterically laughs in a good way) "Hug guys!"
Edd: "Ed, you're in your underwear!"
Ed: "Okay, I feel light now."
(SFX) Puppy dog sound.
Ed: "Oh no! Spot is lost! Say it ain't so, Eddy!"
Ed: "Here Spot! Come on, boy!" (whistling)
Ed: "Spot's by the creek, Eddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Ed: "Hello Ed!"
Ed: "Oink, oink, oink!" (silence) "Oink, oink, oink!"
(Ed sticks out his tongue.)
(SFX) Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht!
Ed: "Ha ha haa! I am a LIZARD!! Oink, oink, oink!"
Ed: "Ha ha haa! Look at me! Giddyap, Utetthorn!"
The following quotes are the closing dialogue for "Hot Buttered Ed".
Ed: "I am a lizard! I've changed colors! I have become...CHAMELEON MAN!!! AAAH! Oink!"
Edd: "Stay back...YOWCHH!"
Ed: "Oink."
Edd: "YOWCH! Eddy, make him stop!"
Eddy: "Cut it out."
Ed: "Oink!"
Eddy: "OW!"
Ed: "You can be my sidekick, FROG MOUTH KID!!! And Double-D is our butler!! Um... DOUBLE-D!! Oink!"
Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!"
Ed: "Oink."
Edd and Eddy: "Ouch!"
Ed: "Oink!"
Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!"
Ed: "Ha ha ha haa!! Oink, oink."
Eddy: "GRRRR!"
Ed: "Oink, oink."
All of the Eds (singing): "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!"
Edd and Eddy (singing): "Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jimmy to our day!"
(Ed falls from the top of Kevin's house.)
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(SFX) CRASH!!!
(Edd and Eddy laugh, as does Nazz.)
Eddy (still singing): "We made you laugh so give up your cash, the cheer will come your way!"
(SFX) Ding Ding Ding Ding!
Eddy: "Bingo!"
Ed: "GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT...can openers! My mom LOVES can openers! Hahaha!"
(SFX) CRASH! (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
Ed: "Are moms girls?"
Ed: "I found my sensitive side 'cause it has a rash!"
Eddy: "OHHHH!"
Edd: "Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed."
Ed: "Sarah likes to watch me eat yoghurt from my belly button!"
(SFX) Ed: "Haha! Hahahaha! He!"
Jimmy: "Jumping jackrabbits! Look at those stubborn grass stains! Better use some club soda on those clothes, it's the only way to get them clean."
Jimmy (SFX): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Jimmy: "Yuck! You smell like cheap shampoo. I'm cheering!"
Eddy: "It's the pants!" (silence)
Edd: "Pants, Eddy?"
Eddy: "[CENSORED] dig pants. Nazz wears pants, Sarah wears pants..."
Edd: "You wear pants!"
Eddy: "I wear pants!"
(Edd laughs.)
Edd: "Pay attention, Eddy. Soft, clean and fresh it is!"
Eddy: "I hate it when he does that."
Ed (SFX):
=QUACK!!=
Ed: "BUG!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(SFX) (whistling)
Jimmy: "Oh no...AAAH!!"
(Nazz laughs continuously.)
Eddy: "Don't think she went for it."
Sarah: "GRRRRRRRRRRR! ED!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!! I'M TELLING A..."
Ed: "BURP! Gravy!"
Ed: "MONSTER! I want to be a MONSTER!!!"
(SFX) CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
Ed: "Look at me!"
(SFX) (horse neighing)
Ed: "I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! REERAWR! I am just a monster in a boy's body."
Ed: "Flaky! Hahahahaa! Hohoho!"
Kevin: "Get off the roof ya...!"
All of the Eds (singing): "We wish you a merry Christmas, we..."
Ed (still singing): "...wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!"
Wilfred: "Oink."
(SFX) Ka-CHING!!
Rolf: "No cash, a fine strip of bacon, yes!"
Ed: "I think I hit a pipe!"
Eddy: "Fire, Double-D!"
Ed: "Did I go?"
Edd: "Don't look at me. I already live with enough guilt."
(Eddy pants extremely hard winding up the mechanism.)
Eddy: "Pop Goes the Weasel!"
Ed: "Shush!! My yeast is rising!"
Eddy: "You're natural, Ed. You should've been born a monster."
(SFX) Extreme gasping by Ed, imitating monster sounds.
Eddy: "Man, what's he doing? Making a mirror?"
Ed:
=AHAHAHAHAA!=
Eddy: "What's with you?"
Ed: "I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
(SFX) A woman screams: Bolian! Regarn!, CRASH!
Ed: =MEATBALL!= Jimmy: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN!!!"
Ed: "Fools! As it is my turn to ride the cluckball, look up my nose and see your future!"
(SFX) (Car engine starting sounds.)
Edd and Eddy: [Gasp!]
Ed: "Can I build a birdhouse with this stuff?"
Edd: "Ed, where did you avisserate that heat radiator from?"
Ed: "There!"
Edd: "Oh dear! Quick, do something! SHUT IT OFF!!"
Ed (while Eddy is dragging a heavy radiator): "Boy, it is hot in here. Are you hot, Eddy? Sweat is trickling down my neck!"
Eddy: "WHOA!" [Crash!]
Ed: "Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt! Hold the onions!"
Edd: "OK! FINE! I'M A CHICKEN!"
Eddy: "Um, Ed?"
=CRASH!=
(Music)
Edd: "Eddy? Can you hear me, Eddy? GURNNNN! ED! What in heaven's name were you thinking!?"
Ed: "Absolutely nothing, Double-D."
(Ed laughs to the right while in a giant hamster wheel)
Edd: "This is so embarrassing!"
(Ed continues to laugh): AHHAHAHAHAHHA! AHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOF! (Squeaking) (Pop!) HMMMMMMM!
Ed (as Eddy): "Let's sell the squash for cash! Gasp! CHICKEN! Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! (Silence) This stupid bird stole my quarter, flew away with it, stupid."
Ed: "I smell waffles, guys!"
Eddy: "SHUT UP, ED!!"
Ed: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Eddy: "Looks like you've got competition, Ed."
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!"
(Ed Gasps)
Ed rewinds Edd: "!SAMTSIRHC yreve ekac eht edarap ew, sedaced rof"
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!"
Ed rewinds Edd: "!SAMTSIRHC yreve"
Edd: "every CHRISTMAS!"
Ed:
="CHRISTMAS, EDDY!=
I want that flying saucer, pen and pencil set, 4 egg rolls, a subscription to "Chunky puff cornerly", A box of band aids, A big bolt, and... um..."
Ed: "That's 'cause Santa knows you are a naughty little boy, Eddy!"
Ed: "AT MY HOUSE!"
Ed: "The patient has suffered a Penelope to his headest, sorest area, as well as a major gush from the..."
(SFX) (record scratch)
(Music) (Boing boing boing!)
Ed: "His Goliath... upper... tube-veiny thing!"
Ed: "Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy and his drilling groundchuck. GASP! Agua! Awwwg! Agwa! Agwa!"
Ed: "I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM!"
Ed (SFX): "Obalope! AAAAAAAH!"
...
Ed:
=I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!=
Eddy:
=EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!=
Ed: "I think it's broken, guys."
Ed: "DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!!!"
Ed (SFX): "Ahaha!"
Ed: "Santa is making his list and checking it twice."
Eddy (SFX): "HOAAHOOH EHHOOH!"
Ed: "Oh, I make a game out of mine, Eddy, 'cause I'm productive! YOU CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS!! See? It's a boat."
Eddy: "AAAAAAAH!"
Ed (SFX): "Aweeweeweeweeweesht!"
(Chicken SFX): "Bokbokbokbokbok!"
Edd: "ED!!!"
Ed: "Eh? I LOVE CHICKENS, DOUBLE-D!"
(Eddy laughs.)
Edd: "Yes, we know, Ed."
Ed: =RIGHT OVER ON THE X, DOUBLE-D!!!= Ed (SFX): "Hahahahahaha!"
Ed: "Now, paint this like an Aztec temple!"
=CRASH!=
Ed: "My scam!" (4x)
Ed: "Uhh...A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G! Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?"
Ed (SFX): "BOING!"
Ed: "LUNCH BREAK!!!"
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)
Ed (from left to right): "Alley-OOP!"
(SFX) "CRASH!"
Edd (also from left to right): "Gracious!"
(SFX) "CRASH!"
Eddy: (final left to right): "GERONIMO!"
(SFX) "CRASH!" followed by goat sounds
Eddy:
=BEHOLD THE GATES OF FREEDOM!!!!= "After me..."
Ed: "Yup! Did you get him, Eddy?!"
Ed: "I claim this planet in the name of Ed, Bringer of Bacon!!"
Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double-D."
Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear, guys."
Ed: "HE'S LIKE A BAD ITCH, EDDY!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GET HIM OFF! HE IS ANNOYING MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Ed: "I DID A FOUR SPLASHER, A NEW SPLISH-SPLASH RECORD!"
Ed: "Like Walnuts?"
Ed: "The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double-D"
(SFX): Sunscreen being poured out
Edd: "Was that Jonny's sunscreen?"
Ed (Dressed in an octopus suit): "HAHAHAHAHA! I am a Edapus! 'cause I'm Ed!"
Ed: "I am Edapus 'cause I am a..."
Ed: "Well, That's a keeper!"
Edd and Eddy: "NO, ED!"
Ed: "Uhnugh! WHOA!"
Edd and Eddy: "WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!"
All: "UMPH!"
(SFX): Cat cries
Ed: "Who brought the tartar sauce?"
Ed: "I think Sarah likes you, Eddy!"
Ed: "Allow me, Double-D! Ed's going fishing!"
(SFX): Turkey Sound
(SFX): Various Noises: CHOMPRERPREEEESHT! CRASH! EEEEEW! CRASH!
Edd: "Um, Ed."
(SFX): Various Noises: CHUMP! CRASH! VEVEFVEVEVEVEVEVET! CRASH!
Ed: "Here we go! It's a WHOPPER DOUBLE-D!"
Eddy: "Hmm... gee, Ed. Is it a..."
(SFX): Goat sound
Eddy: "HAND?"
Eddy: "DOUBLE-D! LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Edd faints)
Ed: Plural Pronouns!
(SFX): Clownish bike horn
(SFX): A spring breaking
Edd: "Oh Dear!"
Ed: "Giddyup!"
Eddy: "WHOA!"
Jimmy (Floating on the flooded cul-de-sac): "My tummy's cramping, I'm so hungry, I even ate processed cheese!"
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