Dennis Miller Quotes and Quotation

Original quotes

"The first half-dozen or so will be nice, but after that, I'm going to want a pro."

"And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club." - Quoted from "," [6/27/03]

On Michael Moore and people like him:
- "We should fight to preserve a country where people such as get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being."[1]
On the scandal:
- "I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends." - From his show [6/8/04].
On Iraqis:
- "A new poll of Iraqis shows that more than half of them believe they would be safer if U.S. troops left their country. In a related story, more than half of Americans believe we would be safer if Iraqis stopped answering poll questions and helped us get their damn lights back on, OK? I love that story, a poll of Iraqis want us to leave." [6/18/04]