Conker's Bad Fur Day Quotes and Quotation

"CONKER. CONKER. COME, CONKER. CONK..uh...ohh I can't be arsed with this bloody thing!!!"
- The grim reaper calls for Conker first time he dies, but the grim reaper is short and has a squeaky voice, so he uses a crappy megaphone.

What Money says

"So, you want some green stuff?"
"Yeah, I'm here, pick me up, shithead."
"Where the fuck ya been, ya ginger bastard?"

Great Mighty Poo

"I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my shit at you A huge supply of tish/comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat, you little brat?"

Second verse:

"Do you really think you'll survive in here? You obviously don't know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?"

Third verse: GMP: "Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like an iggly niggly shitty little tag-nut When I knock you out, with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!"

Conker: "Your butt?"

GMP: "My butt!"

Conker: "Your butt?!?"

GMP: "That's right, my butt!"

Conker: "Ugh!"

GMP: "My butt!"

Conker: "AGH!"

GMP: "MY BUTTTTTTTTTT!"