Clue Quotes and Quotation

• "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."

• "It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."

• "I hated her so much, I..it...it..the flames...flames on the side of my face. Breathing, heaving, breathless..."

• "I am your singing telegram!"

• "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!" "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."

• "Excuse me, can you show me to the ladies' room?" "Oui, oui, madame..." "No, I just have to powder my nose."

• "You tell them that's not true!" "It's not true." "Is that true?" "No that's not true." "A-ha! A double negative!" "Double negative? You mean you have photographs!?" "Your double-negative has lead to proof-positive; I'm afraid you've given yourself away."

• "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?" "You don't need any help from me, Sir." "That's right!"

• "The shock would kill my poor mother." "Well, that would be quite an achievement seeing as how you've told us that she's dead already."

• "I work for U.N.O., the United Nations Organization. I work for a special branch, the World Health Organization." (The joke is, he works for "U NO WHO")

• "I'm a plant." "I thought men like you were usually called a fruit."

• "We always get our man!" "Mrs. Peacock was a man?!"

• "Does the FBI make a habit of cleaning up after multiple murders?" "Of course! Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?"

• "But your second husband also disappeared!" "Well that was his job. He was an illusionist." "But he never RE-appeared!" "Ah! He wasn't a very good illusionist."

• "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."

• "This man is drunk. Dead drunk!" "Dead right! Don't worry officer, we'll get him a ride. A long black car...uh, a limosine!"

• "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?", "No, just death. Isn't that enough?"

• "Go on, I'll be right behind you.", "That's what I'm afraid of."

• "Communism was just a red herring"

• "Is that what we ate?"

• "To cut a long story short..."

• "And you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter"

• "Oh no, nobody could get into that position", "Sure they can, let me show you"

• "What are they all doin' here?", "Eating dinner"

• "Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?", "I don't know, he's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"

• "I'll book you for wrongful arrest, and false imprisonment, and obstructing an officer in the course of his duty...and MURDER!", "What do you mean - murder?", "I just said that so you'd open the door."

• "Never mind about the key, unlock the door!"

• "Would you be so kind as to wait in the er-um-er library?"

• "Don't touch the brandy, just in case", "In case of what?"

• "Whoever it is better go away or they'll be killed"

• "Just making sure everything's normal.", "Is it?", "Yep, two corpses, everything's fine."

• "We should've left him outside, if he's in here he might get suspicious", "If we left him outside, he might get even more suspicious", "If I was him, I'd be suspicious already"

• "Why would anybody want to kill the cook?", "Dinner wasn't that bad"

• "At least, I thought he was dead. What difference does it make?", "It makes a difference to him"

• "That's what we're trying to find out: WHO killed him, WHERE and WITH WHAT!"

• "There's no need to shout!", "I'M NOT SHOUTING! ALRIGHT I AM! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT -" (candlestick falls on Tim Curry's head)

• "Which room's this?", "Search me", (Colonel Mustard pats Miss Scarlet down) "Get your mitts off me"

• "What's this? Another door?" (turns on shower tap)

• "I know, so I choose to expose myself", "Please, there are ladies present"

• "I'm sorry, I said 'no' meaning 'yes'"

• "There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anyone else in the house?", "Either...er...both"

• "Is there someone else in the house or isn't there, yes or no?"

• "Can I get a straight answer from you?", "Certainly, what was the question?"

• "I DIDN'T DO IT!"

• "Which one of you did it?", "What do you mean 'which one of you'?", "Well I didn't"

• "But if you want to know who killed Mr Boddy, I did. In the Hall. With the Revolver."

• "One plus two plus two plus one is...shut up. Point is, there's still one more bullet left in this gun."

• "Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you"

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