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Lionel Hutz is a fictional character on The Simpsons television show. He is an inept ambulance chaser that the Simpsons keep hiring as their lawyer (a fact remarked on by Marge in a typically self-aware aside). Lionel Hutz was one of the Simpsons characters voiced by Phil Hartman. The character ceased appearing in new episodes once Hartman died in 1998. Lionel Hutz works for "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm".

In one episode he also turns his hand to selling real estate.

Some examples of Hutzisms:

Hutz: Wow - these books behind me don't just look good - they're filled with useful legal tidbits!

Hutz: I've faced all judges in this state - often as a lawyer.

Hutz: Don't worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. The judge won't know what hit him.

Hutz: Your honor, I call for a, uh, bad court thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Hutz: Right. That's why you're the judge and I'm the, uh, law talking guy.

Judge: Mr. Hutz we've been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?

Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert.... I rest my case.

Judge: You rest your case?!

Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.

Hutz: (unusually confident) ... and that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is my case.

Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?

Hutz: uh-oh! We've drawn Judge Schnider!

Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since I kind of ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Hutz: Well, replace the word kind of with repeatedly, and the word dog with son.

Marge: So, do you think I have a case?

Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harrassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?

Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.

Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

At one point Hutz renamed himself Miguel Sanchez following some trouble which prompted him to change his identity. At the time of this change of identity he was babysitting the Simpson children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie. (At some point, he apparently went by the name Nguyen Van Falk--the spelling of which is not certain.)

See: Characters from The Simpsons

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